Opposite Side

For all of you non-Facebookers, I am blogging to tell you that the button on my new British jeans is on the opposite side from all of my American trousers. I woke up and got dressed right away in semi-stupor as usual and couldn't get my jeans to button and it wasn't because they didn't fit - so no snide comments! It only took me two hours to figure out why I had difficulty. I is smart, me.